Scott: “Haha yer oot O practice.”
Scott: “Not hurting now is it.”
Greg: “Nah…it’s great…”
Greg: “Yeah…it has…”
Scott: “Ah yess….get em.”
Scott: “Ughh….it’s so good, I want you…”
Greg: “Aye?”
Scott: “Aye.”
Greg: “Jesus…after the guns and now screaming… yer neighbours better be on holiday.”
Scott: “Get yer hand aaf me.”
Greg: “Oh don’t like being in the sub chair?”
Scott: “Keep dreaming.”
Scott: “Fuck off then.”
Greg: “Suck my cock right NOW…”
Scott: “No.”
Greg: “Suck it…or I’ll mak yi suck it.”
Greg: “Aye and I’m the pope…keep moaning.”
Scott: “Ughh…fuck me harder.”
Greg: “Say it…”
Scott: “Get fucked.”
Greg: “Slow it is then.”
Scott: “Ughhhh…fuck me hard sir.”
Greg: “Haha wish I recorded that.”
Greg: “This is amazing. Seriously…”
Greg: “Haha. Thought yi wanted it hard.”
Scott: “I don’t do this shit to you.”
Greg: “Um…Aye yi did.”
Greg: “Oh if I have ti grab my gun… yer putting my piece in yer mouth.”
Scott: “That’s it…on yer knees.”
Greg: “Hahahah….no no no.”
Scott: “Then mention the words suck and me in a sentence again, and I’ll put a bullet in yer japs eye.”
Scott: “Oh that sounded good…ugh….”
Greg: “Give mi yer cum.”
Scott: “Ughhhhh…..ughhhhh *climaxes* UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK”
Greg: “Wait…did I hear that right?”
Scott: “Tell anyone and I’ll have ti kill yi.”
The Good, The Bad and The MacAskill's 